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After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant
arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to
save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at
each other's throats for some time and felt that this was their
last straw.

When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor
jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.

"What seems to be the problem?" The wife began talking 90 miles
an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.

After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went
over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her
passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down.
Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.

He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at
what had happened. The counselor spoke to the husband, "Your
wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!" The husband scratched
his head and replied... "I can have her here on Tuesdays and
Thursdays."

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