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how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
asked Apr 4, 2009 at 6:57 by
flyingtree
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1 Answers:
It all depends on certain variables, like the time, season, type of wood, type of woodchuck, ect. (Also if he upchucks wood-does that count as eating it?)If an Eastern woodchuck was chucking oak wood on a rainy Wednesday at 7:32 PM in Fall without food, he could chuck about 3.786 pounds of wood if upchucked wood counted.
If a woodchuck in Asia chucked plywood on a hot, boring Monday during summer at midnight after eating 4 pounds of insect poop, it would only chuck a small and honorable 0.736 pounds wood without upchucking.
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